So recently I got a spur-of-the-moment haircut. The image I gave the hairdresser to work from was this:

So I was a bit surprised when instead, my haircut turned out like this:

Naturally I had to take a heroic photo.

...And then immediately get that abomination FIXED. They couldn't do the original request due to the weird choices the first hairdresser made when cutting, but at least I look slightly less like Prince Adam now.