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Technician first, brand second

Got roped into a meeting with some Apple representatives today. There were no surfboarding dogs nor excessive usage of hipster slang. Very relieved.

A staff member here is developing a new program to increase high school students’ interest in technology. The program is also intended to increase our reputation as a “high tech” organisation. He decided using Apple products to deliver the program was the best way to go about this.

My experiences with Apple staff tend to result in me feeling like I’ve spent the last thirty minutes talking to Mormons about the latest in underpants technology. We have different perspectives and priorities. You might be able to choose zips in seven different colours, I remark, but do these iDaks really need multi-touch?

Self-violating rainbow underpants aside, normally my interactions with Apple staff involve speaking to frighteningly fervent marketing minions. Today was a pleasant exception. No one said ‘dynamic’ unless they were talking about IPs, no one said ‘funky’ even when shoes were removed. I was actually able to have a useful conversation with their technician and their Business Guy about the project requirements. It was pleasantly lacking in gyrating silhouettes.

All in all, a pretty good meeting.

The part I particularly enjoyed, however, was when the technician twigged to the fact that I was the resident coding simian. From that point on we entered into the language of technicians everywhere, exchanging glances when the subject of deadlines was broached, reversing polarities, hacking gibsons, swapping signet code-rings at the door while performing the ancient handshake of D’frag to seal the deal. If they had gotten us working on the servers today one of us would surely have ejected the warp core by now.

What.

No we totally do that. That’s how web development works.

You just don’t understand technology.

Yeah.

That’s what I thought.

At any rate, what could have been yet another shoe-shuffle with the ol’ PR parade turned out to be a rather productive chat. It was enjoyable seeing that the personality-branding hadn’t made it all the way down to the technicians. Good people.

Not that there’s nothing wrong with rainbow underpants. Some of my best friends are rainbow underpants.

Actually, rainbow underpants are my only friends.

Sad face.

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I take it back: Android is actually pretty sweet

 So after my initial rant, I’ve actually grown to love Android. Even though I’m a big fan of storing things in the cloud and Google’s products in general, it still took two days for me to really begin to feel comfortable switching to the new OS.

My problems with the calendar mysteriously vanished. I didn’t change anything, but now I can see all my events. Hopefully it behaves itself from now on.

The Gmail app is nice although I‘m turning off data synch as it is chewing through my bandwidth in the background. RSS is still so-so, but I’ll stumble across a decent app for it soon I’m sure (I want one like Google’s “Listen” app that will download new items only when you’re connected to WiFi and will allow offline reading).

I take back what I said about using Google Contacts as a contact manager. It seems a lot more fully-featured since I last used it, and in the long run will be more convenient for me.

The hardware is still both gorgeous and adequate for my processing requirements. I’m actually rapidly growing used to the touch screen keyboard, although I have ordered a $10 capacitative stylus for when I want more precision.

Now that I have installed some power-user apps, the phone feels much less like the “party calculator” I described yesterday.

Now that I’ve made up for my little rant yesterday, I’d like to recommend my favourite apps so far. Search their names on Android Marketplace and they’ll be near the top of the list.

Recommended apps

Net counter
Monitors your wireless and mobile network usage. I’m referring to this a lot to ensure that none of my apps are sending me over my data quota with their background synching.

Buzz Off
Allows you to set your phone to silent mode for a specific amount of time – i.e. set it to silent for 2.5 hours while you watch a movie, without worrying about remembering to turn it back on afterwards.

Locale
Changes various settings on your phone based on the time of day, day of the week, and your geographical location. I’m using it to automatically switch my phone to a quiet profile while I’m at work, and then back to a louder one for home. However the GPS synch may be too much for my data limit, I’m keeping an eye on it, and may have to switch to an app that does not do location-based actions.

Barcode Scanner
Allows you to scan and Google any barcode, for me the value is scanning books and bookstores and then automatically pulling up reviews from the net.

Quickipedia
Browse a version of Wikipedia optimised for your phone. I like it just for the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy factor. Don’t seem to be able to turn images off, though, so unless I’m at a WiFi hotpot I’ll probably not use this much.

Pure Calendar
Embeds my Google Calendar on a user-definable portion of one of my three Home screens. Nice way to quickly preview my agenda.

Twidroid
Twitter app with the usual features. I’m using the free version, may update to paid later if it seems worth it. Will shorten URLs and post photos to picture hosting places like Twitpic, Yfrog etc.

Act 1 Video
Flawless video playback – highly recommend for use alongside Videora – a free piece of software that will convert most video formats to ones optimised for view on your Android device.

Listen
A Google Labs product, Listen allows you to search and subscribe to podcasts matching your search terms, and you can set it to download new podcasts only when you have WiFi access. I might ACTUALLY get up to date with my podcasts now! I hope they keep developing this product further; it’s a very nifty app.

Facebook
It’s an app, but, uh… not with a particularly amazing name. Optimises Facebook browsing for mobile with simple UI. Fine for basic status checking and updating.

Do you use Android? Got any tips/favourite apps? :D

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Maybe I will learn to love the robot

 My earlier rant about Android aside, searching the Android marketplace via recommendations on tech blogs (as opposed to searching the Android Marketplace with keywords via my phone) has turned up some real gems. Can’t wait to try them out when I get home tonight.

The best one by far is “Locale”. Locale is a location-based application that creates profiles based on conditions. For instance, your phone can recognize your office’s GPS coordinates and Locale will make the phone switch to vibrate mode every time you’re in that area. You could also configure it to fire off an sms or update information in another app based on your geographic location – imagine if every time I was hanging out in the city around lunchtime it changed my status on Google Talk to invite people to come eat lunch with me.

Okay, that example could get annoying, but the possibilities intrigue me… THIS is why I was interested in Android in the first place…

Also, someone has made a NES and SNES emulator. Gotta love that.

So it seems to me like Android will become far more palatable once I’ve placed a few more of these jigsaw pieces into the mix. I just wish they provided a little extra basic functionality first before making me turn to apps.

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Long Android rant for potential users

Edit on 3rd Feb 2010: Entry remains for posterity, however - I Take it Back, Android is Pretty Sweet!

If you are considering buying an Android OS mobile phone, or if you want to know how HTC have implemented it on the Magic G2, here's some impressions for you.

Yesterday I recieved a second-hand HTC Magic G2 to replace my crippled, near-dead mobile phone. My previous phone was a Sony Ericsson z750i, and I can say without hesitation it was the best mobile phone I've ever owned. The only complaints I have are the usual ones when it comes to Sony products - the proprietary memory cards and power ports. The operating system and user interface was fantastic. The hardware was capable and attractive. Sony clearly put a lot of effort into optimising the interface for easy access to frequently performed tasks. Until the hardware began to die (partially due to frequent exposure to the elements) it was exactly what I needed.

A first look at Android

Almost all the reviews I read of the OS and the hardware have been glowing, so I've been surprised to so far have been experiencing less-than-optimal success myself.

After playing with every setting I could get my hands on and generally experimenting with the limitations of the OS, I increasingly began to feel that for Android, using your mobile as, well, a telephone, is a secondary concern. Primarily the focus is on apps, and integration with Google services. Which is somewhat to be expected, but I'm disappointed at some basic mobile phone options Android does not seem to natively possess (more on them later).

The integration with Google services is a major selling point for me. I use nearly all their services on a regular basis, particularly RSS, calendar and email.

The first disappointment is that the calendar cannot display all my events. I have about seven calendars in my Google Account - I separate appointments from social engagements from classes from work events and so on. Each type of event has its own calendar on my account, and they each have their own identifying colour.

They're all owned by my main Google account - they aren't being pulled in from elsewhere. It should be simple to pull them all up at once.

However, the Google Calendar app can only see my first calendar (Appointments) and whenever I attempt to add more, the software simply hangs. On the rare occasions it doesn't hang, it lists 'all available calendars' on my account as... exaclty the same. Just Appointments. It can't see any of the other calendars on my account, and that would have been a deal-breaker right there if I had known this before buying a phone running Android. Even browsing my Google Calendar via the web interface will not solve the problem.

On the other hand, my Sony Ericsson phone could bring up every single event on my Google Calendar via the mobile web interface with no issues at all. Why is Sony's software able to perform better than Google's for a product Google makes?

(I have been trying to get tech support on this issue, but no one seems to have a solution).

There's also no decent Google-made or third-party produced RSS reader apps, which isn't a dealbreaker but somewhat surprising.

No problems with the Gmail app, at least. That worked as I would expect, and has the abillity to allow you to perform mass actions on emails.

Managing contacts

If you don't want to have every single mobile phone contact appear in your Gmail contacts list, too bad. There seems to be no other way to easily edit your contacts using a computer other than importing every phone contact into Gmail and then modifying contacts from there. I find the Gmail contacts editing interface clunky and slow compared to the Sony Ericsson PC Suite, which allowed me to simply configure settings, contacts and media for my phone with ease.

One of the reasons why being able to easily modify contacts is so important to me is that I find the touchscreen keyboard a complete pain to use, and all my important contacts have been imported from my SIM as a single string consisting of "[Surname];[Firstname]" - meaning without re-formatting every single one of my contacts individually my addressbook becomes a hideous mish-mash of surnames and firstnames (some people had surnames on my phone, some didn't). You can't easily anticipate what letter of the alphabet someone's name is going to fall under.

If you use Gmail as your contact management system, you will probably have no issues. But seriously, who does that? The interface and fucntionality just can't compare to other contact management systems right now. Instead I am going to be forced to have a whole bunch of contacts in my personal Gmail account that I don't want, simply so I can make them easier to edit on my mobile phone.

Hardware

HTC have done a good job. The Magic G2 is pretty, and it can connect to two different types of NextG networks. It's lightweight and attractive. The buttons are a little smaller than I'd like, but they're useable. The screen is clear, crisp, and doesn't creak concerningly under pressure. The battery cover is easy to remove and the SD card easy to access as well. Fingerprints seem to be repelled from the screen effectively. All in all, it's a pretty sweet piece of kit.

The only problem I have is with the touch screen functionlaity itself. The keyboard seems to only take capacitive input and not transitive - ie my spare Nintendo DS stylus can not be co-opted into use as a stylus for the Magic to make typing much much easier. I hope I have that the right way around - I'm not incredibly informed when it comes to touch screen technologies - but I'm very disappointed that I can't reduce my keyboard innacuracy by switching to a stylus instead of fingers.

And there's a LOT of keyboard innacuracy. Maybe it's a matter of becoming more familiar with the layout, but the touch keyboard is a pain in the posterior. I have ridiculously tiny hands and fingers (my mother was a petite 5-foot pixie - I'm taller, but my hands are a carbon-copy of her pixie-digits) and I still have trouble hitting keys accurately, even in landscape view.

Is this a party calculator or a phone?

"A calculator that you can show off at parties" is how I am mentally imagining the OS. There's some great little apps, and I'd be remiss not to mention the accuracy of the GPS used alongside Google Maps. It really is very slick.

But the actual functionality as a phone is not making itself very clear to me. Perhaps I'll uncover more with time. But simple things like having a shortcut to switch between profiles - in my case, my louder ringtone and SMS sounds for home and the quieter ringtone for when I'm at the office - seems non-existent. You can quickly drop the phone into silent mode, but that's not what I'm after. So far, the only way to change the ringtone's volume seems to be to manually go into the settings menu and change it each time you move into a different context - way too high maintenance. I want to be able to leave my phone on my desk, go to a meeting, and not get filthy looks when I return because my phone went off three times and blasted everyone with my taste in music for five minutes. And I don't want to leave it on silent all the time because I'll miss important calls.

Also, the SMS sound plays by default any time ANY of your apps gets an update - so every time someone Twittered, updated their status on Facebook, or sent me an email, I was getting the SMS sound. This happened several times a minute. Why is this the default? And why do you have to jump through about thirty hoops on fire with whirling blades to shut this off for each app individually? After hearing that sms sound about 40 times in half an hour I was about ready to the snap the phone in half and devour the phone-candy.

These are minor things, but they're key bits of mobile phone functionality that I've seen in ever other phone I've ever used. I can see now why there are so many homebrew hacks to the operating system floating around.

Final thoughts

My original plan was to buy a Crackberry Blackberry 9700 - keyboard and seasoned OS in tow - but I was so keen to try out the Android OS, and so disappointed that I couldn't buy a Nexus in Australia, that I switched to the Magic instead.

I'm regretting that choice now, but I'm sure over time I'll adjust my behaviours to suit Android. Hopefully I'll find a few hacks and apps that might allow me to customise how I use the phone a little more to my liking. What annoys me is that an end-user shouldn't really have to do that for basic mobile phone functions. If you want a highly specialised phone, sure, I'd anticipate having to modify the OS a little and do a little homebrew development. But some configuration settings are unavailable and it just makes no sense to me. It feels like Gnome versus KDE all over again (yes, I'm a KDE person, though I use both).

If this sounds like a big cranky rant, you're right on the money. I'm cranky. I spent five fruitless hours last night trying to get the phone to let me edit contacts in an easy-to-manage interface. I'm sure in time I'll grow to appreciate the phone more, and, as I said earlier, modify my behaviour to suit the system.

I'm just so surprised because everyone else seems to love it. So I thought I should get my cranky opinions out there for grouchy people like me wanting more information on what their potential phone can and cannot do.

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Open and closed; more thoughts

I've been thinking a little further since my last post on the subject of open and closed systems, and I realised I forgot to mention the largest problem of all with closed formats - preservation of data.

The recent deaths of some well-known writers who published large swathes of material online has lead many to think about what will happen to the data they place on the internet after their death. Domains expire, databases are purged. Books can be destroyed by catastrophe or malice, but data can be destroyed simply by not paying attention to it.

Documents that ran on the oldest computers will not be readable by their modern counterparts unless you convert them to an open format which can be used as a master down the road, allowing important online publications and other digital information to be accessible centuries later.

So what if we lose a blog or two? So what if an informative amateur astronomy website dies from lack of funding? So what if government records kept digitally are lost at some point - we get a clean slate, right?

You know, I'm half inclined to agree. I just love getting rid of things. My parents were hoarders, a side-effect of being raised shortly after two world wars, but I become more and more of a minimalist every day.

And there's a lot of data the world won't miss. But there needs to be ways to save the important stuff. And it's not always easy to judge what is important stuff and what isn't.

Our National Archives has a nifty little tool called Xena aimed at preserving documents. They have been working industriously on keeping our country's data stored in ways that wil lbe useful to us in the future.

Do I think the iPad is going to destroy history as we know it? Of course not. This discussion began because of the talk about the iPad after its press day yesterday, but it's not about the iPad anymore.

Many old NES games from the 80s are now playable on the console giant's latest console, because they kept their old game development files and were able to convert them to a format playable on their new system, re-selling them to customers. But smaller game companies who don't have the resources of Nintendo to do those things with their own products - particularly seeing the companies who made the products might not even exist anymore - may never re-release their games for new systems.

No, that isn't a devastating thing. It's a little sad, but it won't dramatically alter the path humanity takes towards a Bright New Future and a New Tomorrow. But the relaity is that we are moving more and more towards content produced by individuals and smaller organisations who will rise and fall like the tides over our digital landscape. They will leave, and unlike Marcus Aurellius' diary, their words may become unretrievable centuries down the track.

Yes. This is quite the tangent. Tangents are delicious, especially when you pick them fresh from the tree.

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I'm more of an ocean person, m'self

My response to an article about walled-garden systems (I love this analogy).

Yes. You're right. A system under the control of a single entity can produce some amazing results and make things far more convenient for consumers. I say this because I am a console gamer.

Games consoles have always been designed as closed systems. The games that appear on them are designed to run on exactly that system, with exactly those specifications. The distinction between console and computer is a little hazier than it used to be, but for the most part they remain closed systems. And they work wonderfully. Switch it on, level up, switch it off. Done. Lovely.

And playing games consoles did make me want to grow up to be a games developer, so it's certainly true that you don't need an open system to be inspired. I was writing my own text-adventures on our DOS machine within a year or two of beginning my console-playing life, and I absolutely loved nutting out why something wasn't working, and understanding the root reasons why things behaved as they did.

So I agree. Walled gardens are lovely.

But I still prefer oceans.

If I buy a pot-plant for my walled garden - actually, let's make it a Golden Wattle bonsai, I've always wanted one of those - and manage not to kill it, it will slowly grow and look stunning in my little walled garden.

Then I get a new job in a distant city, and need to move house. I try to take my beautiful Golden Wattle mini-tree of awesomeness with me, but I can't. It's perfectly self-contained, and it will thrive in the new environment as well as the old one - in fact, my new place has a larger garden and a nice shaded space that will be perfect for the tree - but I can't take it with me. I'm not allowed. I purchased it for this garden, and I can't take it with me elsewhere if I decide to move.

To me it feels like the Walled Gardens article is attacking the least significant part of the argument against closed systems. I think that the key concerns supporters of open systems have are not that they cannot modify them and tinker at will. It's that You Can't Take It With You. That's the fear of the closed system.

It's the problem the Kindle has, and why I'm planning on buying a BeBook later in the year. It's why I never used iTunes until they removed the DRM protection on music files.

If someone builds a better garden, I want to visit it. But closed formats mean I have to buy all my plants all over again. This has been a woe of console gamers for years - once their old 1980s NES dies, that’s it for their old cartridges.

I would love to read Fray magazine on something like an iPad. But if one day a competitor creates an eMaxiPad that is more powerful, elegant, and can read any non-proprietary format - I won't be able to take my earlier copies of the magazine with me.

Unless… unless someone implements a separate  system which tracks and tallies all your purchases across all mediums, and therefore authorises you to download copies of something you already paid for so that it can be played across a different machine.

Another solution that requires less collaboration of closed-system companies would be to have the individual vendors to store your purchases of their products, and then give you a license to download whatever version of their product will run on your machine of choice forever. That way I could download a different closed or open format of the same magazine rather than losing my ability to read it once the hardware changes.

That would make things much simpler.

I love oceans. I love the network of rivers that lead to estuaries feeding them. Water, free to evaporate, condense, and rain down on any point in the world. Including my beautifully designed walled garden.

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Yes, and in my imagination everything is made of hamburgers

 I’m currently reading an article on a social media ‘expert’ blog. Very catchy name, this blog has. Very hip. Very now. There’s even assonance.

The author mentions that someone recently asked them what percentage of Twitter accounts were commercial businesses. His next paragraph begins with something akin to “So I had a think about it for a minute and then told him it was X%”

You had a think about it.

You had. A think. About it.

Sometimes I celebrate those who have been successful without going through the expense of tertiary education and have achieved great success through self-education and dedication. Those able to succeed without having the processes of academia drilled into them. Sometimes people prove that they can use their own initiative to make observations about the world that contribute to human understanding and progress in ways that delight and intrigue us.

Sometimes, people pull things out of their posteriors.

Beware the man with the Social Media Stick who begins to rock back and forth whenever he hears the words “scientific method”.

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